All Films

The ultimate, the one and only, mostly complete, BVS Movie Meter (patent pending)

This humble list that just so happens to be the best list ever, anywhere, contains all films covered on this site. Well that’s a lie. Not the first part, obviously, but the part where I said that all films on this site were covered. Covered to some degree would be less accurate but more precise. Of course I decide what ends up here and what doesn’t, but everything with its own post can certainly be found here. Everything else, well, maybe, maybe not. Whichever way the wind blows. Although I’m fairly certain that has nothing to do with it either.

5 star films

• A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (1945)
• Jean de Florette & Manon des Sources (1986, 1986)
• Les Diaboliques (1955)
• Millennium Actress (2001)
• Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
• Sansho the Bailiff (1954)
• Woman in the Dunes (1964)

4.5 star films

• Brink of Life (1958)
• Coraline (2009)
• Die Nibelungen: Siegfried & Kriemhild’s Revenge (1924, 1924)
• Girl With Hyacinths (1950)
• Murder, My Sweet (1944)
• Onibaba (1964)
• Pandora’s Box (1929)
• Perfect Blue (1997)
• Raise the Red Lantern (1991)
• Sazen Tange and the Pot Worth a Million Ryo (1935)
• Short Term 12 (2013)
• Sound of the Mountain (1954)
• The Best Offer (2013)
• The Human Condition (1959, 1959, 1961)
• The Legend of 1900 (1998)
• The Naked Island (1960)
• The Petrified Forest (1936)
• The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013)
• Three Colours: Blue (1993)
• Three Colours: Red (1994)
• Viridiana (1961)
• Where Do We Go Now? (2011)

4 star films

• A Letter to Three Wives (1949)
• Angel Face (1952)
• Angel’s Egg (1985)
• And Then There Were None (1945)
• Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
• Asphalt (1929)
• Chikamatsu Monogatari (1954)
• Circles (2013)
• Coherence (2013)
• Come Back, Little Sheba (1952)
• David and Lisa (1962)
• Ernest and Celestine (2012)
• Fantastic Planet (1973)
• Fury (1936)
• Giovanni’s Island (2014)
• Häxan (1922)
• Kenji Miyazawa’s Night on the Galactic Express (1985)
• La Antena (2007)
• Le Silence de la Mer (1949)
• Lifeboat (1944)
• Linda Linda Linda (2005)
• Red Beard (1965)
• Russian Ark (2002)
• Sita Sings the Blues (2008)
• The Adventures of Prince Achmed (1926)
• The Beautiful Country (2004)
• The Dark Mirror (1946)
• The Golden Dream (2013)
• The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)
• The Naked City (1948)
• The Red Mill (1927)
• The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)
• Theeb (2014)
• They Drive By Night (1940)
• Three Colours: White (1994)
• Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
• Touchez Pas Au Grisbi (1954)
• Waking Life (2001)
• We’re No Angels (1955)
• When Marnie Was There (2014)
• White Heat (1949)

3.5 star films

• Dangerous Crossing (1953)
• Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid (1982)
• Dementia (1955)
• Eva (2011)
• Ever in My Heart (1933)
• Film Noir (2007)
• Gwen, the Book of Sand (1985)
• Kanal (1957)
• Mean Creek (2004)
• Patema Inverted (2013)
• Possessed (1947)
• So Long at the Fair (1950)
• The Day the Earth Caught Fire (1961)
• The Last of Sheila (1973)
• The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey (1988)
• The Secret of Kells (2009)
• Timecrimes (2007)
• Turn the Key Softly (1953)
• Victoria (2015)
• Waltz With Bashir (2008)

I’m not much for spending time writing about stuff I did not like, so I’m wasting an entire three stars worth of ranking range. But do not fret, that is actually in your best interest. I wouldn’t want to spoil your precious time with a piece about a piece of poop. That means that if you came here hoping to find a gem of a review on Epic Movie or Borat, I must leave you thoroughly disappointed. But I’m a nice guy, so here’s an emergency kitten to lighten your mood a little.